Husband Look

My friend Mandy and I were discussing husband looks today. You know them, there's the woman! are you crazy look that I usually get after I ask my husband to agree to pay for house cleaning, to give me a back rub, or if he wants me to go clothes shopping for him.

There's the woman! are you stupid look that usually comes after I . . . well, say something stupid. I admit, this look is usually well-deserved by me.

And then there's the woman! don't you know there can be only one funny person in a marriage . . . and it ain't you look. This is usually accompanied by the sound of crickets chirping and follows me saying something I think is funny.